Fuck tumble I went to see Grease The Musical and they sang Summer Loving and all I could think of was that fucking post

h0odrich:

pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK

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striders:

finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped

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amanduhmahrie:

slowerdive:

trillgamesh:

babefield:

mercurialgurl:

redtemplo:

BUSTED! Gov. Running #Ferguson Twitter Psyop

GOD!

LOOK

JESUS

This dude seriously sounds like he’s wearing a tinfoil hat but don’t let that convince you that he doesn’t have a point

…dude

I want to peel my fucking skin off.

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soprie:

Stop calling what’s happening in Ferguson a “riot”.

It is not a riot.

Vancouver losing the Stanley Cup a few years ago was a riot. It was angry, drunken destruction with no purpose. (And as a Canadian, it was a shameful event)

Ferguson is not a riot. It is a protest. It is an uprising. It is a civil rights revolution. The prople of Ferguson may be angry, but they have a reason to be angry, and they are not violent, and they are not hooligans, thugs or looters. They are protesting for their human rights which are currently being denied.

Look at the difference between a riot and a protest. A riot is chaos. A protest has a purpose.

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oceandropsandlove:

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xv-vi:

youdontknowish:

A Bank Uses Its ‘ATMs’ To Say Thanks To Regular Customers In The Most Personalized and Heartfelt Way

Yup, you got a grown man ballin’.  Beautiful :)

Positivity, share it

SOURCE

God I hope this is real because that’s amazing.

Tiers 💧💧

This made me cry lmao

oh wow, i can 100% say that this is worth watching, it gave me goosebumps, i just cant express how happy this makes me feel

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lolibunn:

when your klefki faints 

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

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shmapey:

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lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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  • *battery power is at 69%*
  • Me: nice
  • Bonnie: nice
  • Chica: nice
  • Foxy: nice
  • Freddy: nice

marshmallowknight:

"i don’t believe in nonbinary genders" damn i wasn’t aware my gender was a fucking religion, but in that case i demand to be worshiped as a god

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So many things to draw but so little time

gbpocket:

furbey:

No more meet me in the pit jokes

encounter me in the trench

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