najarala:

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rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

(via revengeance)

"I may be old, but at least I got to see all the cool bands!" Is the most pretentious bumper sticker I have ever seen

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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(via captainbaddecisions)


Daft Duck

typette:

mattmcguigan:

sonlco:

Jokes on you.

Daft Duck exists.

how did this happen

HAHAHAHAHA THE ECHO/REVERB EFFECT HOLY SHIT

(Source: maxeth, via punsandpasserines)

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

(via punsandpasserines)

theantiherooftime:

500daysofsassy:

brooksoglesby:

so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off

I CANTG BR EATHE 

Protect this man at all costs

(Source: seriousjones, via joestarbucks)

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

(via stkreuz)

hawtistic:

(Source: neptunain, via kiryuinsatsukisama)

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

(Source: chelstone, via suckmymara)

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via jolynejoestar)

You know how incredible it is when you hear someone you talk to regularly just belt out slurs about their favorite show?

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via milkfake)

whorville:

swasticunts:

whorville:

I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.

(via newformaggio)

anrgy:

inspirational

(via kawajirishinobu)

royalradrobot:

Maybe we just make fun of things we don’t understand

(via milkfake)